poofchannel
12 midday- Anusly Harriot cooks his own stupid brain in this 4 hour epic of culinary mediocrity
9 pm-Soap- PoofWorld -
Barry discovers that Dean can't stand him and they get in a slapping fight and Dean loses his virginity in the ensuing melee'
10pm-Documentary Kandy Floss in Nashville-
World famous cabaret star Kandy Floss heads for Nashville in a broken down VW beetle with several screaming poofs and a straight mechanic for token straight boy arse pinching
12 midnight- Celebrity gay chef Anusly Harriot gets lost in the outback and hopefully a crocodile eats his genitals off and that the whole thing will last until 2am when the gay porn starts
Praise for BIVA
"Biva has come along at just the right time in my life. I'm lonely, I'm quite sad and to top it all off, utterly unpopular. Biva fills my nights, makes my days tolerable and makes me LOL until my sphincter fails. Well done BIVA...Biva for Queen!"
Jeffrina, Balham
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the lesbian channel
6am- cooking around the world with Muffy st Labia, today a vegan spread for 4 fussy lesbians
9 am- Jenny's Cabin-
Jenny & the girls decide to light the fire but Helen's pants fall down and they end up in an orgy instead
10.30- Feminist perspective with Camila La Nutszh. Today a feminist plumbing collective is examined for twinges of masculinity.
12 midday- MOVIE-
Carry on up the Cunny. The first fully lesbian Carry On film starring Nurgen Hergle as a randy sapph on holidays in lesbos
2.30 - Nude News Roundup with Gina Holer
3.30-Nude hoovering Trials with Fran Helfridge Mopp.
6pm-Soap-Outback Dyke Stable (Aust)
Megan falls of her horse damaging her vagina. Jilly comes to the rescue but realises her flaps may have to be amputate d
8pm-Documentary
I lost my virginity..to a man named Keith.
10pm-Film-Jury Duty
Nancy Cornpole is called to serve on the trial of Jane “Shifty Fingers” McGee. Their eyes meet but can Nancy swing the other jury members to save her love
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bisexual teevee
6am- Tongue Licking World Champ-
ionships
8 am-Documen-
tary Why I sex girls too, but go home and wash my husbands boxers
9am- Bisexual mud wrestling for husbands who support their wives in their sexuality
12 midday-International bisexual News & weather from the bisexual capital of the world, Brussels
2pm documentary
Cut my nails, NO WAY! Gina, a fully blown lesbian takes a bisexual lover who refuses to cut her nails before love making, the ensuing battles make for compelling viewing
4pm - The Nina Jackson Hour-
Glamorous star of Bisexual Tee Vee's Thrilling soap “Bisexual brain surgeon” gives tips on hygiene for the sexual tourist.
6pm-Soap- My tongue, my own.
Charlene goes to a gay bar and the others accuse her of being a lesbian
8pm-FILM-Drunken housewives-a neighbourhood barbecue turns into a lesbian orgy
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