An unemployed Australian lesbian is claiming she has the orginal bra worn by Mary Magdalene the day Jesus was taken from the cross.
“I was watching this show, right, about the shroud of Turin, and how they’d found that cloth, right, that had Jesus’ blood all down the front and his face and stuff. So I remembered right this bra I found behind the shed on me dad’s sheep station.’
The bra, pictured below, which portrays what seems to be the imprint of a serene bearded face, has been sent to the Vatican for tests and will undergo carbon dating analysis later this month.
A spokesman for the vatican said there was no reason that the bra could not have made its way to the Antipodes sometime during the death of Christ and 1984, when the unamed unemployed lesbian stumbled across the soiled underwear.
