Paris Hilton might be back behind bars tonight, but it seems those tears we saw as she was driven back to the LA County Jail, were tears of joy.
A source close to the disgraced drunk driving debutante revealed today that Paris was ‘happy as a pig in shit’ to be on her way back to jail and the arms of her new ‘lady friend’.
‘Paris met someone on her first night in. Paris is a really sociable girl, thats why she’s called a socialite,’ said the source.
Though with no real experience of female homosexuality, it seems the unmarried 26 year has embraced the gay prison lifestyle.
Sources close to a prison gardener revealed that the woman is 39 year old Joycie Del Aggro-Dolce, pictured left enjoying some ‘down-time’ with Ms Hilton in the prison Shiatsu Studio.
Joicey, known as ‘Fuzz-Face’, is serving 12 years for social security fraud.
GLBTTGB spokesperson Judy Knit said it was only a matter of time until the unmarried 26 year old heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune ‘let herself go’ and enjoyed some of what ‘Lesbianism has to offer’.
Though the press had reported Ms Hilton had been released for medical reasons, another source close to the family said Paris had been allowed out on tagged release to ‘go to Blockbusters’.
A spokesman for the video rental chain said a charge had been made to the heiress’ credit card on Wednesday evening.
‘$15.99 was charged to her card for a copy of ‘Bound’, ‘Desert Hearts’, and series 1 of ‘Bad girls’. She also purchased one tub of Hagen Daaz Vanilla. She took them on monthly rental, obviously.’
