It’s that time again lesbian when you come out of hibernation and you and millions of your ilk come together to celebrate the fact that you were born LESBOand the hottest new trend in lesbidom this year, replacing watching football on tv, is ‘OPEN HOUSE’.
YES, Ladee-Gaydee, it’s time to get sociable, scrub the dog mess of the hall carpet and have the gang over a shandy and cheese and pineapple on crackers.
This years must have for the lesbian opening her home and hearth (and perhaps legs after a shandy or two) is the new BIVA range of Decorative Homeware.
You can’t go wrong starting your collection with plate number 1 from our ‘Great Lesbians’ series.
Our first release is the gorgeous handcrafted sideboard decorative commemorative platter featuring hand painted portraits of our very own Sandy Toksvig, gorgeous Samantha Fox and scribbling Sapph X-traordinaire, Jeanette Winterson. (pictured left)
Hand painted by 100% homosexual artisans, this gorgeous addition to any lesbian home is set to skyrocket in value in the next 12 years. A steal at only £24.50, think of it as an investment in the future when pensions collapse.
Available from gayshitwithrainbowson.com and Woolworths.
