Census taken in 89 countries over a period of 2 years have revealed that gays now outnumber Christians 1800-1.
Dr Norm Hunk of L’ Institute for Counteur du Populatione’ said that the number of gays had quintupled over the last decade and that the surge would continue.
‘It doesn’t stop there, there are more gays than Muslims, Moonies and Jehova’s Witnesses. Christians themselves are even fleeing the religious life and taking up the way of homosexuality,’ said the Doctor.
‘This picture (left) of several nuns washing up on a beach at Lesbos was taken by a surprised holiday maker. It seems the nuns had escaped during a day trip to Lourdes. They are now applying for some kind of gay asylum in Skala Eressos.’
Joyce Hugmee of Gayway International said the news of an increase in the gay population ‘couldn’t have come at a better time’.
‘Being gay is fabulous, and much more thrilling than being say, a Mormon, for example. And now that laws have loosened up considerably, why take the low road when you can take the high road to happy homosexuality.’
Christian family groups were outraged by the findings, though one prominent anti homosexual activist, Dr. Paul Cameron of the Family Research Institute, was not overly concerned. According to Doctor Cameron’s research, married gays and lesbians lived 24 fewer years than their conventionally married counterparts.
‘Let em breed up, let em get wed. The consistency of reduced lifespan for those engaging in homosexuality is significant,” said Dr. Cameron, ‘they are simply ‘gayin’ themselves to death.’
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