Lesbian Sue Gipp and her lover Joan Dung were all dressed up with nowhere to go on Friday. The girls, both prison wardens, had waited months to attend the opening ceremony of Heathrow airports new terminal 5.
The opening, after 15 years of planning and construction by its owners BAA, and protests by local residents and environmental groups, was greeted with joy by the happy lesbians who live in Upper Nunnington, Dildshire.
‘On the strength of a headline in the Daily Mail, “Queen to open terminal 5″ we took the day off from our jobs and got a couple of seats on National Express straight to the airport,’ said a disappointed Joan, 48.
‘You can’t imagine our disappointment when we rocked up at the terminal. No Brian May, no Roger Taylor, no John,’ said a teary Sue, pictured left.
‘Of course we didn’t expect Freddie, that would have been a miracle.’
The girls said though they had nothing against the monarch commonly known as QEII, former mother-in-law of the late St Diana of Kensington, she just ‘wasn’t the Queen we was hoping for.’ said a sobbing Joan.
