A UK lesbian on holiday in South Africa claimed yesterday to have seen the image of the Loch Ness monster burned into the terracotta tile of her brother’s kitchen floor.
The lesbian, a plumber from Durham, said she first noticed the image, pictured left, around 9pm on Sunday morning.
‘My brother was making pancake batter and I was inquiring as to what his recipe comprised when out of the corner of my eye, I I beheld this apparition in front of the water cooler,’
The brother, who wished to remain nameless, said that it wasn’t the first time his sister had experienced visions.
‘She once claimed she saw Jennifer Beals appear on a microwave plate.’
