This gorgeous Portia-Ellen Memorial Emmy Kiss Wrist Bracelet can be yours for only £7.12.
Handpainted by fair trade lesbians on a backing of free range polished volcanic rock , this divine momento of Ellen’s Daytime Emmy win of 2007 will delight any fan of Ellen or Portia or their relationship.
Surprise your lady love NOW. If you order before half past 11 you get a free home tampon burning unit for your bathroom from Tamplex world leaders in sanitary products for the lady-loving lady and the lady that loves her!
