A scheme launched early this year in US cities in which an homosexual is
released into the home of a non homosexual for a 24 hour period has been praised as
‘hugely successful.’
The scheme, ‘Gay for a Day’, places ‘fully blown, 100% homosexuals’ in the living environment of a person or a family who who had either never been exposed to a homosexual or who had ’serious issues’ around being in close proximity to a homosexual.
Joyce Mc Moist, a lesbian, who heads the scheme said she came up with the idea after her child entered a student exchange programme.
“I thought to myself, ‘Joycie, wouldn’t this be a great idea, if we could expose more people to our way of life, they might see it aint so bad.’
Bertha and Horace Hindleg from Arkansas said they’re big fans of the programme. ‘We hadn’t really met any gays before, let alone broken bread with them. but we had a lovely male homosexual in our home and it was just dandy. I never knewed that a homosexual could be so clean. I’m recommending all my friends get them one.’
Nancy and Bert Cadaver of Kupakoffieburg, Illinois, said they had been delighted with their in-home guest, Eileen.
“I’d only ever come across gays on TV and even then I turned it off. I just could not come to terms with the idea. When Joyce asked us if we were interested we said, well, heck we would give it a go. Later on we called her up and asked her if we could take a bisexual for now, just to get us used to the idea of homosexuality and them maybe later we’d take a real gay, and they sent us the lovely Eileen.’
Not all placements have been successful however. One woman, pictured above, complained that she was forced to have her gay removed when he began using her home furnishing in an inappropriate manner. ‘I was sitting their minding my own business when it got up and started using the sofa like a trampoline and waving its arms around. ‘Freak’ I said to myself and called tha cops.’
Ms McMoist said she has hopes the scheme may spread to other countries where homosexuality still carries the death penalty.
