Genetic scientists and cloners the world over were last night celebrating the discover of the gay gene which could revolutionise breeding.
In comparitive tests doctors discovered that the unborn gay child came out on top in all tests carried out.
“For example”, said Dr Hermann Sphict, “the gay foetus was capable of much more movement than for example the football playing foetus. You can see that the little baby is already holding a pen, ready to write it’s name. The gay baby is extermemly advanced.”
The Fundamentalist feotus, pictured right top, just lay there, clutching at it’s unformed penis no matter what stumilii we provided
In a report released last week the gay baby topped the charts in all areas from dexterity to creativity.
Unsurprisingly the foetus with the dullest wit and slowest response time was that carrying the Right Wing Christian Fundamentalist gene, closely followed by the republican.
“It seemed completely uninterested in anything going on outside its frame of reference. It gave almost the same response times as sand.”
Fundamentalist groups were outraged by the findings.
Donald E.Wilerbeest, founder of the American Family Acadmey said, “That godamn gay hell baby caint be that smart. It don’t even know what it’s name is yet, so what’s it need a pen for?”
