2 dazzling new entries in our thrilling limerick comp have already drawn correspondence from readers.
Joyce, a fundamentalist christian with some homosexual stirrings wrote in-
Dear Biva, I am a fan of the limerick. It is an unknown fact that Most Popular Lesbian Poet of the Year 1217 years running, Sappho, began her career as a limerickist. A little know work of hers, recently discovered in the a well behind Sappho’s garden of the arts, Lesvos, indicates her formative years were spent refining her limerick style-
A dirty old from lesbo Greece,
Got a crush on her pretty young niece,
But the niece, when she heard,
said ‘You dirty old bird’
On your old rug I never’d feast!
yours
Joyce Phelps
Topeka
This week we have 2 gorgeous entries from ‘Tofu Luvvah’ of Holland-
There once was a rugmuncher called Julie
her hair was short and never unruly
she sang sweet and gay like a bird
till her breasts burst out of her shirt
so a lesbian mounted & loved her up truly.
There once was an Irish lezzer named Sinead
Who had the libido of an 18 year old boykid
When approaching girls for a tickle
Her choices were incredibly fickle
So each lassy said: that chick must be avoided.
