Summer’s here and we’ve got some delightful prizes for you gays to win in our ‘Win Some Gay Summer Prizes’ Comp.

First prize up for grabs is an original pair of Murder She Wrote Lesbicon star Angela Lansbury’s underpants, pictured left.

This gorgeous piece of gay memorabilia can only appreciate in value and the brown hessian knee length originals would look fabulous framed and hung on your wall.

All you have to do to be in the running for this piece of Hollywood history is to answer this question-
Angela Lansbury is first cousins with which other lesbicon-
A- Julie Andrews
B- Elizabeth Taylor
C- Joan of Arc

Send your answer along with a stamped self addressed envelope and a cheque for £35 to-
Biva HQ
17/ a Hyacinth Bucket House
IH677 9PO
Parishiltonshire

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New leader of the ousted Australian Liberal party, Dr Brendan Nelson said today that he would back equal rights for Australian Homosexuals.

‘I believe in addressing the social and economic injustices affecting homosexuals,’ he said.

He went on to say that these rights however would not include adoption, IVF treatment or gay marriage

Dr Nelson, pictured above giving Australian soldiers equal rights to kill people in the Middle East, said that the new Liberal party would like to ‘distance’ itself from the old conservative era of the Howard regime.

‘A more modern Liberal party, under my direction, would finally give the gay the right to vote,’ the former defense minister said, ‘and with increased temperatures caused by global warming, I think they should be allowed into public pools.’

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Is she or isn’t she lesbi-like Mel C is so popular amongst some lesbians that one avid Sporty Spice fan has immortalised the singer in tiles on the bottom of her resorts swimming pool, pictured left.

‘I love Sporty,’ said resort owner Dereka-Marie Starsky, of Vulva, Idaho. ‘She was always the one with the real talent. I don’t go in much for the other 4 Spicers, but Mel floats my boat, almost literally,’ giggled the plump hotelier.

Ms Starsky who runs the resort/hotel ,’Welcome Wim-Inn’ with her wife Rhonda, won the 2006 Best Purely Lesbian Accommodation Experience.

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Homosexual multinational, Gayway International, released part 1 today in a series of films aimed at boosting the number of homosexual teenagers in high schools both at home and abroad.

The first in the series, ‘Is Peggy a Straight?’ examines the harrowing repercussions on gay family and friends when a teen develops ‘opposite sex attraction’.

Mitzie Frapp, of Gayway International Moving Pictures International Norway, where the film was produced, said that gay teens had to be aware that opposite sex attractions sometimes occurred even in the most gay of families and that there were several ways to deal with such traumatic situations.

‘We want to show that heterosexuality isn’t the end of the world, it’s just a blip and that we can all still get along, We do however want the films to have a positive message, and that’s why homosexuality will always triumph in each of the films.’

The next in the series, “Gay Prom Night” is expected out in three weeks time.

If you would like to attend the premier, email missmitzie@gaywayinternational.com or log on to the website here

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Two gay men have been charged with “lewd conduct” for kissing in Rome, Italy.

The pair, pictured left as the kiss took place, were rushed into a police car and taken to a police station where they were held for several hours.

A tourist who reported the incident, which took place at the Vatican City, said that she saw the men, pictured left, ‘putting their lips on each others hands in a lewd manner, and then they moved on to the cheek. I wasn’t sure where it was headed after that but I was not taking any chances’

The tourist, Francine Lung, 57 from Arkansas, said she then heard one man point to a third man and ask, ‘Have you ever gotten close enough to kiss his ring?’ at which point she called the police over and ‘insisted on an arrest taking place.’

‘They were all wearing what looked like frocks,” said Mrs Lung, a bus conductor, ‘I wondered to myself if I had not accidentally wandered myself into one of them there Gay Pride marches, there was so much pink and fur and sparkles.’

Eventually the men were issued a summons to appear in court and released.
If convicted the two men could be sentenced up to two years in prison.

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