The brother of US President George
W Bush went on record yesterday denying claims that his brother had in anyway ‘enjoyed’ his recent colonoscopy.
‘There’s been sick talk that my brother enjoyed the procedure. Let me say categorically that my brother has never enjoyed any kind of anal attention whatsoever,’
Jeb Bush, pictured right, Florida governor, then held both thumbs up to the gathered reporters and cried, ‘Nothing bigger than this went into my brothers back passage and anyone who says any different is a liar and a sinner.’
Sources close to the the President, who recently had several hospital visits for suspected colon abnormalities, said that the president used his backside for what ‘God above had intended’ and that the visits were purely ‘business, not pleasure.’
