Gay rights activists are up in arms following comments made by The Rt Rev Graham Ninny, Bishop of Scrote, 
at the weekend.
The Bishop blames sexual permissiveness, particularly homosexual, and a loosening of sexual morals for the floods that hit some parts of the UK this weekend.
“The sexual orientation regulations are part of a general scene of permissiveness. We are in a situation where we are liable for God’s judgment, which is intended to call us to repentance.” said the Bishop, picture left dressed as Adam Ant for a recent fancy dress ball.
LGTBBGQ Spokesperson Judy Kultsch said that ‘God’s a pretty rubbish shot then, why didn’t he send a torrent through Soho on Saturday and wipe out half the gays of London.’
The Bishop, who came under suspicion last year when his excuse for arriving late at midnight mass at the Cathedral of Nun Cum Rubmee, was that he was ‘having supper with Father and Mrs Christmas,’ remained unrepentant today.
