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Sincere
but been hurt. Ready to step my toe into the water. Not looking for love,
just an arm band and a wopping great dildo for my juicy butthole |
I
have a job that I hate, a family that hates me, a problem with facial hair
and cancer of the tit. I am however rich. Interested? I bet you fucking ARE! |
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Young
and inexperienced with a thirst for knowledge and large lines of cocaine seeks
willing teacher in the art of lady loving. |
56
years young mega sexy lorry driver seeks opposite for long haul phone sex
and pit stops.
Have own cattle transport, will travel 3875039874l |
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Chilled
romanit boyish plumpish GSOH bisexual nun WLTM anybody with a dildo and the
L Word on DVD |
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| Ex
heterosexual would like to meet girls who could explain vibratorial penetration |
Performance
artist seeks 435 lesbians to make a naked replica of the Eiffel tower on the
South Bank |
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| Pan
European radical twit WLTM same for red wine and late night dicusssions. Must
like centipedes |
Honest
to god fucking mental case seeks anyone |
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| Romantic
45, confident enjoys books, rowing and Tourettes conferences seeks similar. |
Portugese
lady, expert in racing pigeons WLTM bird fancier for wining and dining. Must
have a hairy cunt. |
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Genuine
romantic with large moisturisers of the world label collection seeks someone
sane and sorted |
Sane
sorted Peruvian geologist seeks same. |
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| Sane
and sorted 45 year old TV exec with IT ALL seeks love. Fucking my way to the
top has left me alone with vagina like a bucket of wallpaper glue. 4374987949874
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Easy
going proctologist, 39, tired of meeting arseholes WLTM single women for anal
probing |
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| Lonely
lesbian based in Antarctica WLTM honest Eskimo for lady love and seal bashing. |
19
years but with mature outlook. I like the music of Blue, Britney Spears, Italian
food and have a wardrobe full of adult size Barbie costumes. Fancy Dress Ups? |
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| 45
year old, , looking to meet someone for a highly dysfunctional relationship
based on 12 step program when I get out of rehab |
Attractive
Bisexual Irish quadraplegic stonemason non scene would like to meet someone
to blow up my tyres |
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Bisex
Cliff looky-acty alike with intimacy issues seeks large women with inviting
vagina for parking her car |
Agit-Prop
left leaning 54 yrs old WLTM young impressionable fools for possible terrorist
attack on number 10 downing street |
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38
year old with extreme pant moustache seeks gardener.
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