Being Gay is probably the best thing a human being can ever be.
After being rich and pretty that is, like Elton & David & Liz Hurley.

If you're neither, but simply a common Gay on its own, then why not use BIVA's handy GAY-culator and dazzle your friends with the exact measurable proprtions of your homosexuality in linear time.

To enter your name in the prize draw for a week for three at ClubRainbow, send us a photo of you winning the GAY-culator game with your pants down.

At your "Coming Out" presentations do the straights always ask you..."but how long have you known?"
Now you can tell them down to the very heartbeat just how long you've been on Queer Street with BIVA's Free Homosexuality Counter.

Have hours of fun with your friends and family gambling on who can guess the accuracy of your homosexuality. Useful for "Coming Out Presentations" & Stag Nights.

How to operate -
Enter Your FIRST Day of Homosexual activity, (this should not include autolove/activity with pets) or thought: eg "May 12, 1835, I think of Queen Victoria in a bawdy manner, I must be verily sick" then click "Gayculate!" to see how many homosexual breaths you have drawn in your entire career as a queer or queerette.